To Swerve And Protect

In a Pig's Arse...

The Starman grants Invincibility in the Super Mario franchise...

Mario Kart 64
He's a Wario. He's a gonna win!

Back in the day, we called a Starman "The Sherriff's Badge" while playing Mario Kart.
Gives a player the right to speed while pulling others off the road.

Have since learned that the term 'Sherriff Badge' also refers to the arsehole.
I suppose it's appropriate, because Mario Kart generates more cursing and swearing than all other video game series combined.


Used in a sentence:

"Any arsehole who lags behind in the race just to obtain a 'Sherrif's Badge' can take a pointy object and shove it where the stars don't shine..."

Worst Lap Ever!

Watching The Grass Grow...

Mario parks his Kart, and enjoys a relaxing afternoon in the country...

What happens when you walk away and inadvertently leave your Mario Kart game running?
The timer will max out at 99 minutes and 59 seconds.

The other racers were still zipping around after completing who knows how many laps...

The Art of Mario...

Just for fun, here are the "Player's Guide Offer" sheets included within the game boxes of Mario Kart 64 and Super Mario 64.