Wednesday, February 15, 2017

Welcome to Con Air...

Hadn't seen Con Air since it came out in 1997... Forgot how interesting some of the convicts were, and how well crafted most of the dialogue is. Still not sure why the hell they tried to get Nicholas Cage to speak with a southern accent...
"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off, ending up in some retirement village, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"
-Garland Greene

Friday, December 30, 2016

A New Years Resolution to Succeed at...

Here's a post to ring in the New Year!

"What are you going to do with a monkey?"
"Teach it to smoke, duh."
(Clerks: The Animated Series)
Know someone who plans to quit smoking?
(Or even lose weight by exercising?)
Tell them to stop kidding themselves!
Do something a bit more creative and adventurous!

Friday, December 23, 2016

Mistress for XXX-mas

Behavior that made no sense as a boy makes perfect sense as an adult.

All I want for X-mas, is a pretty little blonde doll that I can open up, disrobe, play with, and send her back the next day.

Merry Fucking Christmas everybody.
Peace out. And by that, I mean peace and quiet for fuck's sakes. I'm hungover.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Old Ass Kong

The "Holidays" always bring back memories of playing DKC for endless hours as a kid. Completing 97% of those fangled games only drove me further to desperately try to find the remaining several %... Regardless of how bad the math seemed to be.
I'm becoming more and more like Cranky Kong every passing X-mas.
At least my beard isn't as long as his... Yet.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Fox McLoud!

Whoo. Had a blast playin' Star Fox in all its' 64 bit glory.
Forgot about all this cool shit from... 20 years ago. Damn... I've wasted my life.
Could be worse. I could be dead, in jail, or worse yet - Married!
Rock on!
Shut up Falco. Go pluck yourself.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Some Light Bondage

From my archive of random toons found on the net...
Bonus points for Bond smoking a cigarette and having Connery's accent.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Don't Fear the Dark Side...

A favorite moment from the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Cut up negative people and you'll live a better life.
May the force be with those who have begun to discover their true potential.

Wasn't initially excited for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but it's already December! As the release approaches, I'm looking forward to checking it out.