Friday, December 30, 2016

A New Years Resolution to Succeed at...

Here's a post to ring in the New Year!

"What are you going to do with a monkey?"
"Teach it to smoke, duh."
(Clerks: The Animated Series)
Know someone who plans to quit smoking?
(Or even lose weight by exercising?)
Tell them to stop kidding themselves!
Do something a bit more creative and adventurous!

Friday, December 23, 2016

Mistress for XXX-mas

Behavior that made no sense as a boy makes perfect sense as an adult.

All I want for X-mas, is a pretty little blonde doll that I can open up, disrobe, play with, and send her back the next day.

Merry Fucking Christmas everybody.
Peace out. And by that, I mean peace and quiet for fuck's sakes. I'm hungover.

Monday, December 12, 2016

Old Ass Kong

The "Holidays" always bring back memories of playing DKC for endless hours as a kid. Completing 97% of those fangled games only drove me further to desperately try to find the remaining several %... Regardless of how bad the math seemed to be.
I'm becoming more and more like Cranky Kong every passing X-mas.
At least my beard isn't as long as his... Yet.

Friday, December 9, 2016

Fox McLoud!

Whoo. Had a blast playin' Star Fox in all its' 64 bit glory.
Forgot about all this cool shit from... 20 years ago. Damn... I've wasted my life.
Could be worse. I could be dead, in jail, or worse yet - Married!
Rock on!
Shut up Falco. Go pluck yourself.

Monday, December 5, 2016

Some Light Bondage

From my archive of random toons found on the net...
Bonus points for Bond smoking a cigarette and having Connery's accent.

Friday, December 2, 2016

Don't Fear the Dark Side...

A favorite moment from the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Cut up negative people and you'll live a better life.
May the force be with those who have begun to discover their true potential.

Wasn't initially excited for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but it's already December! As the release approaches, I'm looking forward to checking it out.

Monday, November 28, 2016

Another Case of the Mon-daze...

"Gee, that weekend really dragged...
It's good to get away from friends and family
and get back to business! Yeah! Who's with me?
Hmm... It seems like some of you are barely awake..."
Monday? Not again, man.
I swear I used to work for this guy. Same smug grin and everything.

Friday, November 25, 2016

Rebel Yell...

Come on girls play nice! Or naughty...
Hell, I don't really care.
Mortal Kombat!
(Gotta yell it)

Seems as if another Mortal Kombat movie will soon be in the works.

While I'm sure the plot will be as solid as the story is compelling, I'm just looking forward to catching a buzz, and taking a trip through my childhood with a bunch of costumed characters beating the shit out of each other.

Let's raise a glass to hot girls in sexy outfits, killer music, and senseless voilence.

Monday, November 21, 2016

Still Breathing...

That which doesn't kill us
makes us need stronger coffee...
I got up this morning and felt pretty good. My complexion was a bit off, but what do you expect for a Monday?

So unless my restless spirit is just lashing away at the keyboard... It's a little surreal, but I'm still alive.

Better luck next time.

Friday, April 1, 2016

Star Wars Episode I: Racer

Star Wars Episode I: Racer
On my never-ending quest to be irrelevant, I took a trip back to N64's golden era to appreciate Star Wars Episode I: Racer.

Hard to believe that it's been seventeen years since I've played this game. I recall conquering all the circuits of the entire game during an extended weekend rental... Obviously I had a lot more time on my hands back then!

Also added a few sketches of the podracer pilots to my deviantArt: