A New Years Resolution to Succeed at...

Here's a post to ring in the New Year!

"What are you going to do with a monkey?"
"Teach it to smoke, duh."
(Clerks: The Animated Series)

Know someone who plans to quit smoking?
(Or even lose weight by exercising?)
Tell them to stop kidding themselves!
Do something a bit more creative and adventurous!

Mistress for XXX-mas

Behavior that made no sense as a boy makes perfect sense as an adult.

All I want for X-mas, is a pretty little blonde doll that I can open up, disrobe, play with, and send her back the next day.

Merry Fucking Christmas everybody.
Peace out. And by that, I mean peace and quiet for fuck's sakes. I'm hungover.

Old Ass Kong

The "Holidays" always bring back memories of playing DKC for endless hours as a kid. Completing 97% of those fangled games only drove me further to desperately try to find the remaining several %... Regardless of how bad the math seemed to be.

I'm becoming more and more like Cranky Kong every passing X-mas.
At least my beard isn't as long as his... Yet.
http:://jfrteam.deviantart.com/

Fox McLoud!

Whoo. Had a blast playin' Star Fox in all its' 64 bit glory.
Forgot about all this cool shit from... 20 years ago. Damn... I've wasted my life.
Could be worse. I could be dead, in jail, or worse yet - Married!
Rock on!

Shut up Falco. Go pluck yourself.

Some Light Bondage

From my archive of random toons found on the net...
Bonus points for Bond smoking a cigarette and having Connery's accent.

Don't Fear the Dark Side...

A favorite moment from the Star Wars prequel trilogy.
Cut up negative people and you'll live a better life.
May the force be with those who have begun to discover their true potential.


Wasn't initially excited for Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, but it's already December! As the release approaches, I'm looking forward to checking it out.