Twilight Delight...

A Short Stack of Cheesecake

Impish little Midna is a mysterious character who helps (and taunts) Link in The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess.

She has her own agenda, but even though she starts to feel like an ally, you have no idea who or what she is...

Despite her bossy nature, she's a cute little thing. She often gets on your nerves (although she's nowhere near as annoying as Navi the fairy from Ocarina of Time).






Trolling the internet from some memorable quotes on the subject...

"Midna is a character in the game The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess, released on November 19th, 2006, for the Nintendo Wii.

A mysterious, imp-like creature that accompanies Link throughout the game... She proved to be very popular among fans, sparking multiple fan art iterations.

She is often credited with planting the seeds of the fetish for shortstacks in the minds of many people, as said in the meme by Funnyjunk user heroedelavida, posted on April 6th, 2021"

-knowyourmemes.com

"Aside from obligatory coverings to keep her decent, she's not wearing a whole lot of clothing...
There are multiple gratuitous butt shots in the cutscene where you first meet her alone"

-PaperSplash



"...if Nakano didn't want people to thirst over Midna, he wouldn't give her hips are wider than her shoulders"

-BlueVanLock



Yusuke Nakano is a long-time illustrator at Nintendo, mostly known for his work in the art of The Legend of Zelda series. He has worked for the company since 1992. He creates the artwork for many Nintendo published video games, or at least helps supervise the creation of art.
-Nintendo | Fandom



"I mean, the camera gets pretty focused on her and the way she rubs up against Link."
-Lizuka



"Actually, Midna does make a high-pitched, slightly suggestive squeal/yelp when you dash."
-HyrulianGod



"I press the dash button as wolf link to hear Midna yelp."
https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2067447-shortstack"

While I doubt the merchandise is authentic, also stumbled upon this intriguing cosplay bodysuit.



In conclusion, anyone who finds it erotic to watch a scantly clad female prancing about obviously knows how to put the Internet to good use. When regular women eventually get replaced by AI females, we'll look back on moments like this as turning points...