Mario Money

The original Super Mario Bros game cart, still in it's original packaging recently sold for $30,000.
(the standalone Mario game that does not include Duck Hunt)

Apparently someone  had it stashed away, recently came across it, and decided to sell it on eBay. Must be nice to have more money than time... Just as it must be equally nice to be able to spend $30,000 on a video game.

Welcome to Con Air...

Hadn't seen Con Air since it came out in 1997... Forgot how interesting some of the convicts were, and how well crafted most of the dialogue is. Still not sure why the hell they tried to get Nicholas Cage to speak with a southern accent...

"What if I told you insane was working fifty hours a week in some office for fifty years at the end of which they tell you to piss off, ending up in some retirement village, hoping to die before suffering the indignity of trying to make it to the toilet on time. Wouldn't you consider that to be insane?"
-Garland Greene

A New Years Resolution to Succeed at...

Here's a post to ring in the New Year!

"What are you going to do with a monkey?"
"Teach it to smoke, duh."
(Clerks: The Animated Series)

Know someone who plans to quit smoking?
(Or even lose weight by exercising?)
Tell them to stop kidding themselves!
Do something a bit more creative and adventurous!

Mistress for XXX-mas

Behavior that made no sense as a boy makes perfect sense as an adult.

All I want for X-mas, is a pretty little blonde doll that I can open up, disrobe, play with, and send her back the next day.

Merry Fucking Christmas everybody.
Peace out. And by that, I mean peace and quiet for fuck's sakes. I'm hungover.

Old Ass Kong

The "Holidays" always bring back memories of playing DKC for endless hours as a kid. Completing 97% of those fangled games only drove me further to desperately try to find the remaining several %... Regardless of how bad the math seemed to be.

I'm becoming more and more like Cranky Kong every passing X-mas.
At least my beard isn't as long as his... Yet.
http:://jfrteam.deviantart.com/

Fox McLoud!

Whoo. Had a blast playin' Star Fox in all its' 64 bit glory.
Forgot about all this cool shit from... 20 years ago. Damn... I've wasted my life.
Could be worse. I could be dead, in jail, or worse yet - Married!
Rock on!

Shut up Falco. Go pluck yourself.

Some Light Bondage

From my archive of random toons found on the net...
Bonus points for Bond smoking a cigarette and having Connery's accent.